What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?