What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?