Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
The museum curator needed a break.