What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is the smallest lion?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?