Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
He's a great sturgeon.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What makes music in your hair?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?