Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?