When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?