Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?