Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?