Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?