Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do porcupines always win the game?