Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
What season begins with a thud?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?