Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What are baby potatoes called?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?