Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?