Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?