What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?