Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?