Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do Scottish toads play?