Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?