Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Do dads always snore?