Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a short cow?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?