What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?