Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?