What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What animal floats best?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?