What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?