Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?