What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Go deep see fishing.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?