What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How long will dinner be?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?