Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?