Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do plants hate algebra?