Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?