What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?