Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?