What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How long will dinner be?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?