Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the loudest sport?