What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What is sand's favorite movie?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?