Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?