Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do bears keep cool?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do trees wear to the lake?