Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are bakers also often hippies?