Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are baseball games at night?