The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?