What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?