Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?