Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a forklift?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?