Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How does a barber get to work?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?