Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do billboards talk?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?