Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?