What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?