Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?