Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What vegetables make the best music?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?